- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
perks of dating me
- i won’t ever call you mommy/daddy because that’s the creepiest fucking shit i have ever seen
- i’ll keep your weight down and your self-esteem high by eating all your food and looking like road kill
- you only have to date me for like a few more days because we are all going to die
- me: I wish boys would notice me
- boy: hi
- me: not you go away
- Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
